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Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!


Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...


Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.




Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega�


Degrees of girls
BA-Beautiful Ass
LLB- Lovely Lickable Breasts
BSc-Beautiful Sexy cunt
MBBS-Member of Big Boob Society
MBA-Married But availabe.


Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
boy said to girl :" see i told you to not to worry!!!!".

Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great, I know this is too much for u, so here is a shortcut - Just think about ME!

Night is a wonderful opportunity to take rest, to forgive, to dream, to smile and to get ready for all the battle that you have to fight tomorrow.



I met u... Just like that.
You made me smile.... just like that.
u became my  friend...  just like that.
so dont expect me to forget u.... just like that.





Din m Chand Sitare Achay Nahi Lagte,

Ab Dunya K Ye Nazare Ache Nahi Lagte,

Koi Jaa Kr Hmare AMMI ABBU se Keh Day,

K HUM Ab Kunware Achay Nahi Lagte.



Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali

Wo pari hai ya pariyo ki rani

Uski har baat hai nirali per kya karo

Yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li.




Arz Kiya Hai
Maathay Pr Lahu Sir Per Reit.

wah wah !
Maathe Per Lahu Sir Per Reit
Kion K Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamle Samait
Wah Wah Wah Kia Kehne.



Main ne tumhari yaadon main ro ro kar tub bhar diye
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle k naha k chal diye


"SoMe I.T ShAyRiEs"

Abhi Abhi Tou Pyar Ka Computes Kia Hai Chalu
Ab Me Dil Ki Hard Disk Pe Aur Kitni Files Dalu

Another...

Apne Chehre Se Ruswai Ka Error Tou Hatao
Aae Janeman Apne Dil Ka Password Tou Batao

&

Aur KerWaogi Hum Se Kitna Intizar
Humare Dil Ki Site Pe Kabhi Enter Tou Maaro Yaar... ;->


Night is a wonderful opportunity to take rest, to forgive, to dream, to smile and to get ready for all the battle that you have to fight tomorrow. Gud Night.